i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
