I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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