at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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