i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
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