wat bout pragnant strippers??
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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