she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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