I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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