i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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