Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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