I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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