He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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