talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
