I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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