No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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