Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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