I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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