Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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