Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
BRING THE BAGELS
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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