I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize