it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
only you would photoshop your dick
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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