shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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