Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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