omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
not ubering you a puppy
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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