This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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