idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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