remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Liz is crying about burritos again.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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