Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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