So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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