I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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