isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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