YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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