Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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