He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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