They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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