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happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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