R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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