But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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