we have officially mastered the walk of shame
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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