Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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