That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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