Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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