I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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