Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Randomize
