Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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