Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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