Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I cockslap morals
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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