Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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