IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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