i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Randomize
