Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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