im about as happy as oj after his trial
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Randomize
