I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
