So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Randomize
